Mata evam Bhakt ka vaartalaap.

Mr. M.K.Gandhi once said- "Wit is the salt of conversation and not the food of it." May hold true but you might as well beg to differ once you read this. A conversation that happened between me and my counterpart in college, VIKRANT (fondly known as Veekrantt in accounts class)
moZARt: richa...

me: :D

11:53 PM moZARt: ask swati ravi.....if she knows someone named Kedar from NIFT Chennai???

me: bolo mozart vicky

swati ravi is currently unavailable in the room

moZARt: mozart vicky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeh kahan se dhoondh liya tumne????????????????

me: she is out

hum antaryaami hain

11:54 PM gyaani hain

moZARt: arey batao kanya..........hamari bhoodhii chakra rahi hai...tumhari antaryamiyat dekh kar.

11:55 PM me: rok lo balak apni chakraati hui buddhi ko

anyathaa

moZARt: anarth ho jayega???

yahi kahna chah rahi ho?????

me: nahi

moZARt: shit...

11:56 PM hamne socha ham bhi antaryami hain!!

me: bas sentence wahi par khatam tha

moZARt: actually hamara sentence wahi shuru hota hai...jahan sabka khatam!!!

me: ab humaaare jaise bade nahi par chote mote toh ho hi sakte ho

achcha

11:57 PM humara toh shuru hi nahi hota

moZARt: ham aapko dandvatt parnaam karte hain!!

11:58 PM me: vats ek prashn ka uttar do

moZARt: or apni parazay sweekartay hain!!!!

poochiye........par kripya hamari bhoodhikaushal kaa khayal rakh kar poochiyegaa!!!

me: haan isi mein tumhari bhalai honi chiye

avashya

11:59 PM yah chitra jo tumhaare google vaartalaap k patal par laga hai

kis nireeh jeev ka hai?

jo dharti mein hi sama jaana chaahta hai

12:00 AM moZARt: yeh nireeh jeev ham hi hain.....

me: parantu aisa kay ho chala jeevan mein

12:01 AM jiske karan yah dharti mein sama jaane ki avashyakta aan padi

moZARt: matay........

12:02 AM me: haha

uvaacho

moZARt: jeevan mein kuch nai ho raha...isiliye yeh jeev pareshaan hai....

me: yah vasttah is karan hai ki tum karmsheel nahi ho

prayatno vidheyah prayatno vidheyah

12:03 AM arthaaat...

prayatn karte raho

12:04 AM moZARt: lekin kab tak matey.......koi toh anth hoga iss awastha ka.......kab tak iss karamsheeltah kay bhanwar mein ghoomta rahunga mai....koi parinaam chahiye...jo hamein agarsarr kart rahe......

kripya prakash daliye ...matey!!

12:05 AM me: avashya

parinaam ka apna samay hota hai

kaal hota hai

kaal se pehle yadi ishwar b chaahe toh bhi tumhe tumhara ukt phal pradaan nahi kar sakta

12:06 AM atah dhairya se kaam lekar karm karo

phal tapak hi jaaega samay aane par

tabhi is awastha ka ant hoga

12:07 AM evam tum

sukh k sagar mein gote lagaaoge

12:08 AM moZARt: par matey.....

kab tak ham iss bhanwar mein ghoomtey rahenge....

me: jab tak bala ka saaya tumhaare sheesh par rahega

moZARt: ishwar koi rah toh dhikaye...yeh toh bataye kay ham thik jaa rahein hain!!!

12:09 AM me: tumhaari yahi sthiti rahegi

atah tumhe balaant k baad hum sukhi upaay karne ki aavashyakta hai

12:12 AM moZARt: bahut acha matey.......

aapka kya huqm hai...

ham us tasweer ko badal de........ho sakta kuch ho hi jaye???

12:13 AM me: haan uske sar par ugte huye sooraj ko dekho aur prerna lo.. uski chamak k samaan tejaswi bano

tumhara bhala hoga

moZARt: jai ho maiya ki!!!!

chorus: Jai Ho...Jai Ho..!!!

12:14 AM me: (Slow smile by mata, chakra revolving in background)

tathaaastu!!!

12:15 AM moZARt: {bhakton ki aankhon mein shradhaa ka bhav}....

12:16 AM me: (maata dhire dhire antardhyaan hoti hui slow smile k saath)
bala ka chamakta chaand smaran rahe...

12:19 AM moZARt: Bala....ki tasweer hamare kaksh mein lagi hui hai.....

roz subah matha tek kar hi aata hun college....

me: roz pratah kaal mein pushp arpan aur bala chalisa b padhte ho ya nahi?

12:20 AM moZARt: maaaatey.......bala chalisa hamein kanthasth hai!!!

12:21 AM me: yah toh harsh ka vishay hai

nitya paath se jeevan ki raahein saphal hongi

12:22 AM moZARt: {bhakt ki aankho mein chamak}{mata kay liye aadar ka bhaw}...

12:23 AM {background mein shankhdhwaanni bazti hui}...

12:24 AM me: (maata bhakt ki bhakti dekh bhaav vibhor hoti hui) achcha vats humara kaarya is kritrim sthaan par poorna hua ab hum vaastvik jeevan ki or badh rahe hain. tumhaare kaarya saphal ho. tathaastu!!!

12:25 AM moZARt: jai ho mata ki....

tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....tannnnnnn.tannn

me: haha

shubh raatri

moZARt: ek baat....

must tel u!!!!!

12:26 AM me: kaho

moZARt: kudos !!!!!!

me: dhaniyabaad

moZARt: first time i talked wid a gal wid actually a gud sense of humour!!!!

me: par kaahe?

ohh

achcha

moZARt: this specie lacks this.........u have one!!!!!

12:27 AM me: yah toh sarvatha aapki kripa hai

kaampleement k liye shukriya

12:28 AM moZARt: nahi....i actaully laugh out loudly on that mata kay bckgroun mein chakr n all

me: hehe

mee too on urs

u r good

moZARt: tum fir maje le rahi ho...matey!!!

12:29 AM me: nahi nahi vats yah ost hai satya vachan hain

moZARt: ham aapke aabharii hain!!!!

12:30 AM me: chalo tum abhaari raho apan chale ninni ki duniya mein

sayonara

moZARt: ham bhi.....

hasta la vista!!!

me: pehli baar sahi spelling

12:31 AM wow good

sab asta la vista likhte hain

tum smart bhakt ho

moZARt: yahi farak hai sachin or shreeesanth mein......

12:32 AM me: aur b hain farak toh sachin kuch b kar le srisanth jitni badi nak nahi fulaa sakta

chalo good of the nite hai

moZARt: buenas noches!!!!

me: over n out!

moZARt: out!!!

me: mallab????

12:33 AM moZARt: arey hamne socha jab tak ham over and out likhe kahin aap so naa jaye...so y to take risk!!!!

me: oh

:P

12:34 AM moZARt: hamati intentions hamesha shuudh hoti hain!!!

chalo final waali......

SHUBHRAATRI!!!!!

me: same to u

moZARt: SHABBAKHAIR!!!!

EK MINUTE....

just tel me...

me: diya

12:35 AM ki..

moZARt: how is my new status message???

me: better than the last one

i like rude things :)

moZARt: shud i keep it......sahi jagah asar karegaa!!!!!

????

12:36 AM me: haan karna toh chiye

humpe toh karne b laga

moZARt: matey!!!

me: :)

12:37 AM moZARt: its seriously too gud....

me: asking or telling??

moZARt: both???

12:38 AM me: arey swati prashn kar rahi hai

moZARt: both

me: kaun keshav

i agree

with wt u say

poorna naam batao

12:39 AM moZARt: not keshav......kedar naik

me: nahi usko is vishay mein koi gyaan nahi hai

12:40 AM ab is polar bear ko kshamaa karein

yah prasthaan kar raha hai

12:41 AM moZARt: or if she knows neha sareen???

me: "haaan shayad kaun hai ?" yah vachan hain

12:42 AM ravi saahiba k

12:43 AM moZARt: i got dat

12:44 AM me: :)

agyaani manushya hai bas yahi prateet ho raha hai

12:46 AM moZARt: she from nift chennai

12:47 AM me: still doesnt help

:D

12:48 AM (mata ka palayan)